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Oct 27, 2017 laugh, cry and laugh some more with these audiobooks by funny women all products featured here are independently selected by our editors and writers. Tips on making a special audio jokes or a roleplay. Nonetheless, humor, jokes, comedy or funny elements are not in short supply these days as we can find it in wide variety of mediums, including one of the oldest information hubs books. See more ideas about work humor, funny quotes and humor. Call center bloopers compilation of funny stories and. When indian people call customer service do they get some american guy who doesnt know any hindi. I told him, the number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Jan 19, 2014 move over, omaha, peyton manning has a new audible in his arsenal. A lot of callers are just drunkards, calling and talking dirty with female executives. Members come from all segments of the legal community including law firms, academic libraries, federal and state courts and agencies, county and public law libraries, corporate legal departments, law school and library school.
Prank call with customer care executive this is funny argument with the call center girl where in customer is telling not to call on his mothers number read more. You can store an unlimited number of files in the audio library. Actual c0nversati0n sa isang technical acc0unt sa ccubed cust0mer c0ntact center habang nakabarge sa bidang agent na it0 yung seni0r rep ng team nila. Were here to entertain you with office humor and call center stories that are too good to not share. Wanting to end the call quickly, i said, uh, pacific. This site is dedicated to the frontline warriors in call centers, help desks, tech support, consumer affairs and offices everywhere.
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